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Daily unusual situations...:P-Part 3
Laught`s + weird stuff + little erotic-Daily unusual situations shared with Charles.J...part3
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Daily unusual situations...:P-Part 2
Questions and Answers who will laught you ti`ll tears!
Laught`s + weird stuff + little erotic-Daily unusual situations shared with Charles.J...part 2
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If the dog barks at the back door and your woman called the front door,who will let in to?
-Certainly the dog. It stops when it go inside.
How is Gypsy recipe for a cake?
-You`ll steal 3 eggs ...
What is the difference between mosquito and man?
-Mosquito annoyed only by summer.
Witch organ suffers when you masturbate?
-Ear. All the time you hear if anyone is coming.
Why all the hurricanes have female names?
-When come they are hot and wet, and when leave take, houses, cars ...
Why in heaven, there are only 10% women?
-If there are more it would be hell.
What is marriage?
-Marriage is a community where men and women resolve problems that had come before it.
Why do women have smaller feet than men?
-It is an advantage that helps to stand closer to the washmasine.
Wath Scientists found that reduces a woman's sex drive by 90%?
-It is a wedding cake.
Why men die earlier than their wives?
-Because that desire that.
Which device reduces noise by 90%?
-Glue, when you put on woman mouth!
What is the difference between a woman and a terrorist?
-With the terrorists you can negotiate!
Why women live longer than men?
-Because they dont have women.
Why cow eat grass?
-Because they dont have hands to roll it...
What should be removed from the sexy nurse?
-The doctor.
Why policeman put wet towels on the wall??
- Because the doctor told him to put where he hit himself
What says blonde on her guy on the first meeting?
-Get your hand of my pants... 100000000 ... to count!
What the same between onion and wallet?
-When you open you'll start to cry.
Laught`s + weird stuff + little erotic-Daily unusual situations shared with Charles.J...part 2
Share it!Follow It...Comes more laught for all of you...:)
If the dog barks at the back door and your woman called the front door,who will let in to?
-Certainly the dog. It stops when it go inside.
How is Gypsy recipe for a cake?
-You`ll steal 3 eggs ...
What is the difference between mosquito and man?
-Mosquito annoyed only by summer.
Witch organ suffers when you masturbate?
-Ear. All the time you hear if anyone is coming.
Why all the hurricanes have female names?
-When come they are hot and wet, and when leave take, houses, cars ...
Why in heaven, there are only 10% women?
-If there are more it would be hell.
What is marriage?
-Marriage is a community where men and women resolve problems that had come before it.
Why do women have smaller feet than men?
-It is an advantage that helps to stand closer to the washmasine.
Wath Scientists found that reduces a woman's sex drive by 90%?
-It is a wedding cake.
Why men die earlier than their wives?
-Because that desire that.
Which device reduces noise by 90%?
-Glue, when you put on woman mouth!
What is the difference between a woman and a terrorist?
-With the terrorists you can negotiate!
Why women live longer than men?
-Because they dont have women.
Why cow eat grass?
-Because they dont have hands to roll it...
What should be removed from the sexy nurse?
-The doctor.
Why policeman put wet towels on the wall??
- Because the doctor told him to put where he hit himself
What says blonde on her guy on the first meeting?
-Get your hand of my pants... 100000000 ... to count!
What the same between onion and wallet?
-When you open you'll start to cry.
Daily unusual situations...:P
Laught`s + weird stuff + little erotic-Daily unusual situations shared with Charles.J...part 1
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50 and more amazing facts... :)
1. You can`t touch the elbow with your tongue.
2. Crocodiles can not сtretch their tongue.
3. Heart of scapms is in her head.
4. When you sneeze, your heart stops for a millisecond.
5. Physically it`s impossible for pigs to be able to look at the sky.
6. Rats and horses can not vomit.
7. More than 50 percent of people in the world has never received a phone call.
8. If you sneeze too hard, you can break rib.
9. If you try to refrain from sneezing, you may burst a blood vessel in the head or neck can cause death.
10. If forcibly keep our eyes open while sneeze, you can burst eyeballs.
11. Rats multiply so quickly that two rats for 18 months can have over a million descendants.
12. Wearing headphones for just an hour increases the level of bacteria in your ear 700 times for the purpose.
13. Cigarette lighter was invented before matches.
14. 23% of the faults of copying machines are caused by people who sat on them who take a pictured of their bottoms.
15. On average, in the course of your life while you sleep,you will eat about 70 different species of insects,and about ten spiders.
16. If the amount of water in your body are reduced by one percent, you feel thirst. If reduced by ten percent - you die.
17. Each year 98 percent of the atoms in your body are replaced with new ones.
18. Hot water is heavier than cold.
19. If you were out in space, you will rather explode than suffocated because there is no air pressure.
20. The sound is transmitted fifteen times faster through steel rather through air.
21. Sharks are the only animals about who is know with certainty that they can not get cancer. Scientists believe it is because they have no bones, but cartilage.
22. Sea pigs after man is most intelligent creatures on the planet.
23. Pills for birth control are also effective on the gorillas.
24. On average 12 babies a day are given to the wrong parents.
25. Donald Duck comics were banned in Finland because Donald does not bring shorts.
26. In casinos in Las Vegas there are no clocks.
27. Wendy's name first appeared in the book Peter Pan. Before it doesn`t existed.
28. The smallest quantity of alcohol scorpion torn mad and pushing himself to death.
29. Chewing gum while peeling onions can prevent eye tears.
30. Worm`s have taste like fried bacon.
31. Human ass bones are harder than concrete.
32. Right hand`s humans on average live nine years longer than lefthand`s humans.
33. The elephant is the only mammal that can not jump.
34. Women blink twice as many men.
35. Adolf Hitler was a vegetarian, and had only one testicle.
36. Honey is the only food that does`t get malfunction. Honey found in the tombs of Egyptian phara
ohs are still able to eat.
37. Months who have beginning on a Sunday will always have a Friday the 13th.
38. Donkey's eyes are set that way so it can always see it`s four feet.
39. Giraffe can clean her ears with her tongue.
40. Orgasm of a pig lasts only thirty minutes.
41. Some lions mate over fifty times a day.
42. The most common name in the world is Mohammed.
43. Nile and Amazon are the two longest rivers in the world, but nobody knows which one is longer.
44. The Hawaii`s alphabet has only twelve letters.
45. Men have better vision, better hearing and women.
46. Statue of Liberty is not in New York, but is in New Jersey.
47. Man is the only animal that cries.
48. Cold blood animals dont dream.
49. Eskimos never gamble.
50. The baby cries without tears until he turned three months.
51.Your nose and ears never stop growing through your life.
52. After your thirty`s year,you start to get small
53. Whenever you lick a stamp, you enter 1 / 10 calories.
54. According to statistics, 75 percent of people worldwide who were told they can not lick their elbow,they immediately tried to do it.
2. Crocodiles can not сtretch their tongue.
3. Heart of scapms is in her head.
4. When you sneeze, your heart stops for a millisecond.
5. Physically it`s impossible for pigs to be able to look at the sky.
6. Rats and horses can not vomit.
7. More than 50 percent of people in the world has never received a phone call.
8. If you sneeze too hard, you can break rib.
9. If you try to refrain from sneezing, you may burst a blood vessel in the head or neck can cause death.
10. If forcibly keep our eyes open while sneeze, you can burst eyeballs.
11. Rats multiply so quickly that two rats for 18 months can have over a million descendants.
12. Wearing headphones for just an hour increases the level of bacteria in your ear 700 times for the purpose.
13. Cigarette lighter was invented before matches.
14. 23% of the faults of copying machines are caused by people who sat on them who take a pictured of their bottoms.
15. On average, in the course of your life while you sleep,you will eat about 70 different species of insects,and about ten spiders.
16. If the amount of water in your body are reduced by one percent, you feel thirst. If reduced by ten percent - you die.
17. Each year 98 percent of the atoms in your body are replaced with new ones.
18. Hot water is heavier than cold.
19. If you were out in space, you will rather explode than suffocated because there is no air pressure.
20. The sound is transmitted fifteen times faster through steel rather through air.
21. Sharks are the only animals about who is know with certainty that they can not get cancer. Scientists believe it is because they have no bones, but cartilage.
22. Sea pigs after man is most intelligent creatures on the planet.
23. Pills for birth control are also effective on the gorillas.
24. On average 12 babies a day are given to the wrong parents.
25. Donald Duck comics were banned in Finland because Donald does not bring shorts.
26. In casinos in Las Vegas there are no clocks.
27. Wendy's name first appeared in the book Peter Pan. Before it doesn`t existed.
28. The smallest quantity of alcohol scorpion torn mad and pushing himself to death.
29. Chewing gum while peeling onions can prevent eye tears.
30. Worm`s have taste like fried bacon.
31. Human ass bones are harder than concrete.
32. Right hand`s humans on average live nine years longer than lefthand`s humans.
33. The elephant is the only mammal that can not jump.
34. Women blink twice as many men.
35. Adolf Hitler was a vegetarian, and had only one testicle.
36. Honey is the only food that does`t get malfunction. Honey found in the tombs of Egyptian phara
ohs are still able to eat.
37. Months who have beginning on a Sunday will always have a Friday the 13th.
38. Donkey's eyes are set that way so it can always see it`s four feet.
39. Giraffe can clean her ears with her tongue.
40. Orgasm of a pig lasts only thirty minutes.
41. Some lions mate over fifty times a day.
42. The most common name in the world is Mohammed.
43. Nile and Amazon are the two longest rivers in the world, but nobody knows which one is longer.
44. The Hawaii`s alphabet has only twelve letters.
45. Men have better vision, better hearing and women.
46. Statue of Liberty is not in New York, but is in New Jersey.
47. Man is the only animal that cries.
48. Cold blood animals dont dream.
49. Eskimos never gamble.
50. The baby cries without tears until he turned three months.
51.Your nose and ears never stop growing through your life.
52. After your thirty`s year,you start to get small
53. Whenever you lick a stamp, you enter 1 / 10 calories.
54. According to statistics, 75 percent of people worldwide who were told they can not lick their elbow,they immediately tried to do it.
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