Laught`s + weird stuff + little erotic-Daily unusual situations shared with Charles.J...part 2
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If the dog barks at the back door and your woman called the front door,who will let in to?
-Certainly the dog. It stops when it go inside.
How is Gypsy recipe for a cake?
-You`ll steal 3 eggs ...
What is the difference between mosquito and man?
-Mosquito annoyed only by summer.
Witch organ suffers when you masturbate?
-Ear. All the time you hear if anyone is coming.
Why all the hurricanes have female names?
-When come they are hot and wet, and when leave take, houses, cars ...
Why in heaven, there are only 10% women?
-If there are more it would be hell.
What is marriage?
-Marriage is a community where men and women resolve problems that had come before it.
Why do women have smaller feet than men?
-It is an advantage that helps to stand closer to the washmasine.
Wath Scientists found that reduces a woman's sex drive by 90%?
-It is a wedding cake.
Why men die earlier than their wives?
-Because that desire that.
Which device reduces noise by 90%?
-Glue, when you put on woman mouth!
What is the difference between a woman and a terrorist?
-With the terrorists you can negotiate!
Why women live longer than men?
-Because they dont have women.
Why cow eat grass?
-Because they dont have hands to roll it...
What should be removed from the sexy nurse?
-The doctor.
Why policeman put wet towels on the wall??
- Because the doctor told him to put where he hit himself
What says blonde on her guy on the first meeting?
-Get your hand of my pants... 100000000 ... to count!
What the same between onion and wallet?
-When you open you'll start to cry.
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